My boss has a two year old son and this is in his bathroom I’m laughing so hard omg
Current employees of the Burger King Corporation include a 34-year-old CEO, a head of investor relations who is 29, and a CFO that’s only 28. Source
When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like
okay but the guy in blue gets up and hold onto the back of the red guys shirt like a small child or perhaps a duckling
So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.
they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change
Oh, they were.
Jake: You’ve got to be kidding me
Dad: You SAW me walk through the kitchen on my way to pick up your sister!
Jake: No seriously do you have an extra shirt in your car this is ridiculous
Oh my god they’re gonna kill me they didn’t want to even walk into the restaurant together let alone have this many people reblog this photo
Me sitting next to you in class
i really like your animal print